{"id":8781,"date":"2021-12-02T13:07:39","date_gmt":"2021-12-02T13:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/?p=8781"},"modified":"2021-12-02T13:08:05","modified_gmt":"2021-12-02T13:08:05","slug":"a-la-gloire-de-me-andre-michel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/?p=8781","title":{"rendered":"A la gloire de Me Andr\u00e9 Michel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Un texte de Marc Anderson Br\u00e9gard (Radio Cara\u00efbes FM) \u00c0 la gloire de Me Andr\u00e9 Michel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e8t la gon jan k\u00e8 l kontan sem\u00e8n sa a<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On le voit \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On le voit sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et une image vaut mille mots<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u2019habitude le maitre un tel est grincheux<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aujourd\u2019hui il est heureux comme un poisson dans l\u2019eau<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e8t la pap pran beton ank\u00f2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e8t la pap mare min li ank\u00f2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quelle transition<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e8t la pase de ti plat, kleren blan, ti tranpe, Zo devan \u00e0 champagne de marque, grand vin d\u2019Europe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quel bonheur bonheur d\u2019\u00eatre au timon des affaires de l\u2019Etat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il est tellement heureux le ma\u00eetre, il tutoie les ministres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se normal pou di yo TU, pou li yo pa ch\u00e8f, se li ki mete yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La m\u00e9t\u00e9o politique annonce un ciel cl\u00e9ment, une douce temp\u00e9rature pour les f\u00eates de fin d\u2019ann\u00e9es, \u00e0 en croire l\u2019heureux homme de la basoche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malere pa nan nw\u00e8l, le discours va changer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il passe de<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Malheureux \u00e0 l\u2019homme heureux qui souhaite joyeux No\u00ebl \u00e0 tout le monde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ma\u00eetre Andr\u00e9 Michel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nou pral gade w, nou pral swiv ou<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Certains disent que le ma\u00eetre a d\u00e9j\u00e0 chang\u00e9 d\u2019appartement, il a chang\u00e9 de voiture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Compliments au nouveau Prince de Port-au-Prince.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Manifestation aux frais de l\u2019avocat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le bonheur aux frais de la princesse<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pardon! Aux frais du gouvernement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me Andr\u00e9 Michel<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nou kontan k\u00e8 w kontan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men eske w ka f\u00e8 moun matisan yo kontan tou<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kil\u00e8 w ap f\u00e8 k\u00e8 moun Ti grav, Ti Bwa, Gran Ravin kontan tou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kil\u00e8 moun Fontamara, Korid\u00f2 Bastya, moun Kafou, Kafou f\u00e8y kontan tou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me Andr\u00e9 Michel est heureux<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il ne cache pas sa joyeuset\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il nage dans le bonheur d\u2019avoir mis sur pied un nouveau gouvernement<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00fbrement Cher Ma\u00eetre, vous aurez beaucoup plus d\u2019amis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pensez \u00e0 toutes ces familles d\u00e9capitalis\u00e9es \u00e0 cause du kidnapping, de l\u2019ins\u00e9curit\u00e9 g\u00e9n\u00e9ralis\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On a envie de vous souhaiter bonne chance mais bon app\u00e9tit parce que le g\u00e2teau est succulent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un texte de Marc Anderson Br\u00e9gard (Radio Cara\u00efbes FM) \u00c0 la gloire de Me Andr\u00e9 Michel: M\u00e8t la gon jan k\u00e8 l kontan sem\u00e8n sa a On le voit \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9 On le voit sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux Et une image vaut mille mots D\u2019habitude le maitre un tel est grincheux Aujourd\u2019hui il est …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8780,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-actualite","category-politique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8782,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8781\/revisions\/8782"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unissonshaiti.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}